WUMCSG

Official Application

 

Official Gang Name: Dash

 

Name: Bill Knaus Age: 16 Sex: Male

 

Sexual Orientation: Straight as a board Current Lover: None L

 

Past Gang Involvement: Elite Suburbanitez Reason Left: If it dont make money, it dont make sense.

 

Current Annual Income: $3000-5000 Do you Drive: 1) 1967 Firebird

2) 1990 Toyota Supra

 

You have been a pimp for: Never True/False: True

 

Reason for joining WUMCSG: Im rich, Im white,

Im a suburbanite

 

Are you a previous applicant?: No, sir!

 

Do you suck? If so, why?: Only with women

 

You are: a loser Other information: Donnie is my bitch!

 

Signature: Bill Knaus