Official Application


Official Gang Name: Dash


Name: Bill Knaus Age: 16 Sex: Male


Sexual Orientation: Straight as a board Current Lover: None L


Past Gang Involvement: Elite Suburbanitez Reason Left: If it dont make money, it dont make sense.


Current Annual Income: $3000-5000 Do you Drive: 1) 1967 Firebird

2) 1990 Toyota Supra


You have been a pimp for: Never True/False: True


Reason for joining WUMCSG: Im rich, Im white,

Im a suburbanite


Are you a previous applicant?: No, sir!


Do you suck? If so, why?: Only with women


You are: a loser Other information: Donnie is my bitch!


Signature: Bill Knaus