– Official Application –
Official Gang Name: Dash
Name: Bill Knaus Age: 16 Sex: Male
Sexual Orientation: Straight as a board Current Lover: None L
Past Gang Involvement: Elite Suburbanitez Reason Left: “If it don’t make money, it don’t make sense.”
Current Annual Income: $3000-5000 Do you Drive: 1) 1967 Firebird
2) 1990 Toyota Supra
You have been a pimp for: Never True/False: True
Reason for joining WUMCSG: I’m rich, I’m white,
I’m a suburbanite
Are you a previous applicant?: No, sir!
Do you suck? If so, why?: Only with women…
You are: a loser Other information: Donnie is my bitch!
Signature: Bill Knaus